Well then.

I’d been phasing out of using this site for a long while anyway, and I can’t really decide whether this whole nonsense is sad or entertaining. Safe to say I’ll continue to wean off this platform, at any rate.

Later.

psychopathicpineapple:

frosttoth:

newcleic-asshole:

languagenerds:

why does old english look like shitposting

wuss poppin jimþo

thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.

that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting

who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017

begone þot

andajojo:

deansass:

deansass:

YOUR DRAGON NAME

• last two letters of your first name
  
• middle two letters of your last name
  
• first two letters of your mother’s name
  
• last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

Mine is… Near Bad

dietcrackcocaine:

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

@starlight-steel